This is the Jabberwock Jackalope: A blog of nonsensical juxtapositions.
For out first blog post we just wanted to introduce
ourselves and give you all a teeny window into our randomly crazy lives.
“Chelsea is pure awesomesauce. She is a hyperactive graphic
art student who’s been married to her hubby for 3 years. In my free time I
enjoy messing with Chelsea in her sleep. You see, she is a narcoleptic. I
swear, people need to study this chick or something. Her sleeping is amazing.”
-Allison
“Allison is…[falls asleep instantly]…(mumbles) a coffee
addict…and a book hoarder [continues talking in incoherent sentences and will
not remember this tomorrow]”
-Chelsea
Throughout our posts we hope that we’ll be able to share
little bits of our lives and maybe (hopefully!) teach you something along the
way.